7 Crazy Shirts That Broke The Record For Craziness


    Crazy Shirts has provided tourists and locals insane shirts for 50 years, but the Waikiki style icon’s designs this year have really jumped the shark! Behold:

    If you ever see your man wearing the “Sunday Funday” shirt, you know he’s ready for a good time. He could also have schizotypal personality disorder, which is characterized by someone who has great difficulty in establishing and maintaining close relationships with others. A person with SPD may have extreme discomfort in a relationship, and may be unusually superstitious or preoccupied with paranormal phenomena that are outside the norms of their subculture.

    Locals get a kick out of this shirt because of its hilarious pun! But if you see someone wearing this shirt with a blank, staring face, and is relatively unresponsive to your efforts to communicate with him, he is probably experiencing an episode of sleepwalking or a debilitating night terror due to non-REM sleep arousal disorder.

    If you spot Mr. Mojito walking down the street, he might a) give you a delicious mojito, or b) have histrionic personality disorder, which is characterized by a long-standing pattern of attention seeking behavior and extreme emotionality, and might have impaired relationships with same-sex friends because his sexually provocative interpersonal style may seem a threat to his friends’ relationships. But he might just give you a mojito!

    This shirt is dark and bright at the same time: It’s a moon and a sun, which is confusing!

    If there’s one thing crazier than moon suns, it’s lavender fields, which is good if the person wearing it has acute stress disorder and associates the shirt with the fresh smell of lavender. Studies have shown aroma therapy to be effective in reducing anxiety.

    To put a sepia-toned picture of Diamond Head on a shirt is so insane, we can’t believe they did it! This t-shirt is long-sleeved, which is great for those brisk Honolulu nights, but not if the wearer has pyromania, a person who derives pleasure, gratification, or relief when setting fires. The extra fabric can get caught in the flame.

    This shirt is nuts balls! And a major symptom that the wearer has dissociative amnesia, or the inability to recall important personal information, usually of a traumatic or stressful nature, that is too extensive to be explained by ordinary forgetfulness, such as putting on this shirt.